It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Racist (2005)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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Quotes 

• Mac : Look, everybody! Sweet Dee's here!

  Dee Reynolds : Hey, everybody!

  Charlie Kelly : Whoa, whoa! What are you doing here?

  Janell : Charlie?

  Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, whoa, what is going on here? You guys know each other?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, that's the crazy bitch that punched me in my eye!

  Terrell : Charlie! That's my sister!

  Mac : Now, just to clarify, when you say sister, you mean...

  Terrell : I mean my sister.

  Mac : Yeah! Okay! This is great because earlier, you were implying that I was racist because you thought that I was implying that all black people are related, and then it turns out that you people actually are!

• Mac : "Looking for a new hotspot to spot that stud? Well, Paddy's Irish Pub will plug that hole."

  Charlie Kelly : Well, that's a good notice.

  Mac : No, that is not a good notice. I don't want to be plugging anyone's holes.

• Mac : [to Sweet Dee and Charlie]  Are you two seeing this?

  [all look over at Dennis] 

  Dennis Reynolds : [gayly]  ... boys are out tonight, huh?

  Mac : This is unbelievable. What the hell is going on here? You got black women crawling all over you, and this Mary over here is the belle of the ball. Why do these people like you guys so much?

  Charlie Kelly : Well dude, it's not that they like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? Uhh... because you're an asshole!

• Mac : We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all...

• Charlie Kelly : Dude, it's not so much that they don't like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? 'Cause you're an asshole!

  Mac : [to Dee]  Is that true?

  Dee Reynolds : ...Yeah, kinda.

• Mac : Oh, and hookups are good. But just to be clear... when you say your "sista," do you mean your sister or your friend?