It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Gun Fever (2005)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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Quotes 

• Mac : [in the hospital]  We talked about it, and we decided that we need to get rid of that gun.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, oh, the gun... yeah, we're getting rid of the gun.

  Mac : You could have been killed. Dennis could have killed you

  Charlie Kelly : Okay, good, yes, I think that would be for the best... ah... mm... Dee, could you get me a nurse?

  Dee Reynolds : Yeah, sure.

  [exits] 

  Charlie Kelly : Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun.

  Mac : No way!

  Dennis Reynolds : [pulls gun out of his pants]  Never.

• Charlie Kelly : Is it loaded?

  Dennis Reynolds : It can be.

• [Mac is shooting a log to practice with a gun] 

  Dennis Reynolds : If that log was trying to rob the place, you totally would have killed it!

• Mac : You're such a dildo, dude.

  Dennis Reynolds : Thanks dude, thanks. That's a good way to start the day.

• Dennis Reynolds : [after shooting Charlie]  I'll call an ambulance.

  Mac : Bro, the hospital's like three blocks away, we should just drive him!

  Dennis Reynolds : I know that but I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car!