It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (2005)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
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Quotes
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Curator : [after being shown the Nazi officers jacket] I find this offensive for so many reasons. I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means. For me to take this from you would be an extension of that. And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day" assumes that I'm interested in profiting off the murder of millions of innocent people!
[Mac glances at Charlie; Charlie nods]
Mac : How much will you give us for it?
Curator : Nothing.
Charlie Kelly : Nothing, orrr...?
Curator : I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office.
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Charlie Kelly : [wearing garbage bag and rubber gloves] I'm sorry for your loss.
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Charlie Kelly : I'll tell you what. I'll go with you, but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want.
Dee Reynolds : No.
Charlie Kelly : Every now and then.
Dee Reynolds : No.
Charlie Kelly : One time.
Dee Reynolds : All right.
Charlie Kelly : And, you have to take me to lunch twice a week for a year.
Dee Reynolds : No, I don't.
Charlie Kelly : Once a week.
Dee Reynolds : Nuh-uh.
Charlie Kelly : Today.
Dee Reynolds : Okay.
