Invader ZIM (TV Series)

Germs/Dark Harvest (2001)

Lucille Bliss: Ms. Bitters

Quotes 

• Ms. Bitters : [Lecturing on the Bubonic Plague:]  And then the rats came for them. Thousands of them. Dirty, dirty rats.

  [Dib snaps his pencil in half and puts it in his nose] 

  Ms. Bitters : And these weren't the cuddly kind of rats you get in today's sewers.

  Dib : [raising his hand]  Ms. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the Nurse?

  Ms. Bitters : How far in your brain?

  Dib : ...Pretty far.

  Ms. Bitters : ...All right.

  [indicates a large steam radiator] 

  Ms. Bitters : Take the auxlilary hall pass.

• [a pigeon has flown in the window and landed on Zim's head] 

  Ms. Bitters : Zim!

  Zim : Sir!

  Ms. Bitters : There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head-pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children.

  Zim : Yes, Ms. Bitters!

  [moves to the door] 

  Ms. Bitters : No leaving the class without a hall pass, Zim.

  Zim : Of course.

  Ms. Bitters : [takes an electronic collar from her desk, places it around Zim's neck]  If you leave school grounds, it will explode.

• Dib : Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

  Ms. Bitters : How far in your brain?

  Dib : [looks at nose]  Pretty far.