The IT Crowd (TV Series)
Calamity Jen (2006)
Chris O'Dowd: Roy Trenneman
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Quotes
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Roy : Didn't know what a stress machine as this morning, and now we have two of them.
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Roy : Come on you crazy bitch. Denholm's called a general.
Jen : Oh no! Not another one.
Moss : I bet he declares war on something. He loves declaring wars.
[now in meeting]
Denholm : I am declaring war.
[the employees groan]
Denholm : I can see that got your attention.
[camera points to his tight cycling trousers]
Denholm : What am I declaring war on?
Roy : [sotto voce] My bollocks?
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Roy : I don't know if it's the loss of blood or the melting plastic from the monitor, but I feel great!
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Roy : Did you use a soldering iron to make that stress machine?
Moss : Yes.
Roy : You turned it off?
Moss : Oh I'm fairly sure I did.
Roy : Because you remember what happened last time, right?
Moss : Yes. That was very funny!
Roy : Well, no, no. It was very dangerous and someone nearly died.
Moss : Right. No. Yeah, I was thinking of a different incident, the one on the golf course.
Roy : What? I'm talking about the fire.
Moss : Oh yeah. Fire. Sorry. I always get confused between "golf" and "fire".
Roy : Just make sure it's off.
Roy : It is off. I think.
Roy : Well just make sure it is.
Moss : I will make sure it is.
Roy : And if it's already off...?
Moss : ...I'll just walk away.
[Roy exits]
Moss : Get off my back. What is he, the soldering iron police?... It's off. That means I turn in on, and just walk away.