- Lucy Ricardo: It's all your fault.
- Ricky Ricardo: My fault?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yes. Yelling all those crazy things at me.
- Ricky Ricardo: That was diner talk. Like Fred did.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah well,
- [about to cry]
- Lucy Ricardo: the next time you want hamburgers without onions, ask for hamburgers without onions. Don't stand there and yell, "Bring the bull in the ring and laugh in his face!"
- Ethel Mertz: Three!
- Lucy Ricardo: Two!
- Ethel Mertz: One! One cent hamburgers.
- Fred Mertz: Ethel, are you out of your mind?
- Ethel Mertz: Well I thought this could get'em.
- Fred Mertz: One cent hamburgers.
- Customer: [Gives Ethel one dollar] I'd like a 100 hamburgers.
- Ricky Ricardo: But Fred, you got the know how and I got the name!
- Fred Mertz: Ethel, this guy knows two songs: Babaloo, and You Got The Know how, I Got The Name!