I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Courtroom (1952)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo
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Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : You know, it isn't every day that Mr and Mrs Fred Mertz celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.
Ricky Ricardo : That's right.
Lucy Ricardo : [wistfully] Gee, that's such a long time. Twenty-five years.
Ricky Ricardo : Yeah. Twenty-five years!
Lucy Ricardo : It sounds longer when you say it.
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Ricky Ricardo : [the Mertzes and the Ricardos have an argument, and destroy each other's TV sets] I spent the whole afternoon figuring our case against the Mertzes.
Lucy Ricardo : No kidding. Are we gonna sue them?
Ricky Ricardo : You're darn right we're gonna sue them, unless he pays for that set.
Lucy Ricardo : What if he sues us first?
Ricky Ricardo : They wouldn't dare.
Lucy Ricardo : [a knock at the door, and a man serves Ricky with a summons] We better get ourselves a lawyer.
Ricky Ricardo : Look, I told you, I got the whole thing figured out. Who needs a lawyer.
Lucy Ricardo : We do.
Ricky Ricardo : Now look, honey, I don't want any lawyers lousing us up. I'm gonna do it myself. Now, here.
Lucy Ricardo : [Ricky hands Lucy some papers] What's this?
Ricky Ricardo : This is your own-rehearsed, espontaneous testi-MO-ny.
Lucy Ricardo : [mimicking his accent] My own-rehearsed, espontaneous testi-MO-ny.
Ricky Ricardo : Right.
Lucy Ricardo : And we don't need a laywer?
Ricky Ricardo : Nope.
Lucy Ricardo : How 'bout an interpreter?