- Ethel Mertz: I'm not gonna do it!
- Lucy Ricardo: You haven't even heard my idea!
- Ethel Mertz: You thought it up. That's enough for me.
- Caroline Appleby: [a foursome playing cards] It's your lead, Lucy.
- Lucy Ricardo: [frustrated, stalling] I know it.
- Caroline Appleby: Play it while you're still young.
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy decides she wants to read the sports page to prove she and Ricky have interests in common] Well! How long has this been going on?
- Ricky Ricardo: What?
- Lucy Ricardo: They're racing little girls at Churchill Downs. It says so right here, see? "First Race Won by 3-Year-Old Maiden."
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, I wouldn't worry about that little girl, if I were you. She's as strong as a horse.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh? Well, she certainly was carrying a lot of money for a little girl. She had $2,000 in her purse.
- Ricky Ricardo: Thank you, Grantland Rice.
- Lucy Ricardo: What?
- Ricky Ricardo: Grantland Rice. You've surely heard of Grantland Rice.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, sure, I've heard of it, but I've never tasted it.
- Clubwoman: Oh come now, Lucy. Every marriage reaches a point where the honeymoon's over.
- Ethel Mertz: Yeah, our honeymoon was over on our honeymoon.
- Lucy Ricardo: Did you get the fish?
- Ethel Mertz: One dozen of the best trout they had at the fish market.
- Lucy Ricardo: Good. No no no, don't give them to me, throw 'em to me...
- Ethel Mertz: Throw 'em to you?
- Lucy Ricardo: I wanna be able to tell Ricky I caught 'em.
- Ricky Ricardo: You know that's pretty good shooting. Not only did you kill the duck, but you knock his feathers off and you cleaned it too.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Ricky is looking for more ducks] Oh look, there's a nice big fat one right over there.
- [Aims his gun at Ethel up in the tree]
- Lucy Ricardo: I'm sorry. I really don't want to share everything with you.
- Ricky Ricardo: You dunt?
- Lucy Ricardo: No I dunt.