- Sergeant Nelson: You used to be a brunette, didn't you? Dyed your hair.
- Lucy Ricardo: A lot you know. My hair is naturally red. Isn't it Ethel?
- Ethel Mertz: Look Lucy, lets not add perjury to our other charges.
- Lucy Ricardo: I am not Sticky Fingers, I'll tell you who I am. Have you ever heard of Ricky Ricardo?
- Sergeant Nelson: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you Mr. Ricardo. I've heard you sing "Babalu" many times.
- Lucy Ricardo: Remember when we used to go to the movies on Ricky nights off?
- [Lucille Ball misspoke her line]
- Ethel Mertz: Movies?
- Lucy Ricardo: [Wistfully] Yeah...
- Ethel Mertz: What's that?
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, you know, it's sort of like television except the screen is bigger and it's just one channel.
- Ethel Mertz: Hey, do you think we can talk the guys out of watching tonight?
- Lucy Ricardo: [Incredulous] Are you kidding? Tonight's the big fight.
- Ethel Mertz: [Disgusted] Every week's the big fight.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well tonight's the BIG big fight. EVERYBODY'S talking about it.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, who's fighting?
- Lucy Ricardo: I don't know. It's always the same: Rocky Somebody versus Kid Something-or-Other.
- Lucy Ricardo: [Fred has just run through the kitchen on his way to the corner store] Well, he sure was in a hurry.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, they only allow him ONE minute between rounds.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah.
- Ethel Mertz: [Both women look disgusted] You know he's got himself trained so he can do ANYTHING in less than a minute?
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy nods knowingly, in a Peg Bundy-ish way; the live audience howls] Yeah, I know what you mean.