I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her (1951)
Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz
Quotes
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Ethel Mertz : What's the matter?
Lucy Ricardo : You're looking at a future doornail.
Ethel Mertz : Huh?
Lucy Ricardo : Ricky just tried to kill me.
Ethel Mertz : [smiling] Really? Then I'm a better fortune teller than I thought!
[pauses]
Ethel Mertz : What am I saying? What are you talking about?
Lucy Ricardo : I overheard him on the phone! He's been planning this a long time, and he finally decided to do it! Last night was just a dress rehearsal.
Ethel Mertz : Oh, no, Lucy, you must have just misunderstood him.
Lucy Ricardo : No, I didn't, he took a shot at me already, but he missed!
Ethel Mertz : [They look for a bullet hole] Was that the noise I heard just now?
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, he bought a gun specially for it. Let's see if it's in that desk!
Ethel Mertz : [Lucy finds a gun in the desk] Oh, you poor thing!
Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy picks up an ink blotter] Ricky wrote something when he was talking on the phone and he blotted it on this blotter!
Ethel Mertz : [Moves away from the desk] Where are you going?
Lucy Ricardo : The mirror!
Ethel Mertz : Mirror? Oh, so you can read it! My, you're clever!
Lucy Ricardo : I don't read mystery books for nothing.
Ethel Mertz : [Reading the list] Helen, Anne, Mary... What does it mean?
Lucy Ricardo : [Wailing] I'm not even cold yet and Ricky's lining up girls to take my place! Helen, Anne, Mary, Cynthia, Alice, Theodore.
[Turns to Ethel]
Lucy Ricardo : THEODORE!
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Lucy Ricardo : [thinks Ricky poisoned her] How long have I got?
Ethel Mertz : [looks in her eyes] Not long.
Lucy Ricardo : Well I've got enough time for what I'm going to do.
[gets up and grabs Ricky's gun]
Ethel Mertz : Lucy, what're you going to do?
Lucy Ricardo : I'm going down to the club to finish Ricky off. If I can't have him, nobody else will. I'm going to use the same gun he was going to use on me.