- Captain Anthony Nelson: Well, where are they when you pick up Jeannie at her house?
- Capt. Roger Healey: I've never been to Jeannie's house before.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Well, where do you meet?
- Capt. Roger Healey: In front of the public library.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: She must have a house. Or are you gonna be married at the return book counter?
- Jeannie: Oh, Master, I'm sorry! I know you must find this a little strange.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Strange? It's not strange at all falling over a sheep in your own living room.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Listen, Roger, when I say that's a vacant lot across the street I mean there's a house on it.
- General Hadley: Good afternoon, Captain Nelson.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Good afternoon, General Hadley.
- Dr. Bellows: Captain, do you always drink tea in the middle of a vacant lot?
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Well, sir, it was such a lovely afternoon I thought I'd have my tea out here among the wildflowers.
- General Hadley: Do you do this often, Captain Nelson?
- Captain Anthony Nelson: When I want to commune with nature, sir. Like Thoreau.
- Dr. Bellows: Thoreau?
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Yes, yes, he used to do it all the time. Well, I better go home and tend my sheep.