I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)

My Hero? (1965)

Barbara Eden: Jeannie

Quotes 

• Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Hey where did we get the groceries?

  Jeannie : Oh, I went shopping early this morning.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : You left the house?

  Jeannie : Yes. I had to hurry down to my neighborhood grocer to shop for your supper.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Well, now, who told you to do that?

  Jeannie : A man on television.

  Jeannie : Figures.

• Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Say, has the weather changed much in the last two thousand years?

  Jeannie : Oh, weather is weather. In ancient Persia we had an old saying: "Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it."

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : You're kidding.

  Jeannie : I jest you not, Master.

• Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Hey, where are we?

  Jeannie : We're at the market place, Master. Oh, and there is Ali, the man who hit me.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Wait a second. Wait. That was two thousand years ago?

  Jeannie : Yes.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Well, why were you crying about it this morning?

  Jeannie : I just remembered it.

• Jeannie : [introducing Tony to Ali]  This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space. This is Ali, killer of many giant men.

• Jeannie : I came as quickly as I could to tell you the news. Oh, Mama. I can hardly wait for you to meet your new Son-In-Law.

  Jeannie's Mother : Oh, my dear.

  Jeannie's Father : And what does he do for a living, my daughter?

  Jeannie : Oh, he flies through space, Papa.

  Jeannie's Father : From this he makes a living?

  Jeannie : He is most clever.

• Jeannie : [introducing Tony to her parents]  This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space. This is my mother.

• Jeannie : Miss Galaxy is a fat showoff. They should call her: Miss Full Moon.

• Jeannie : Did you really mean it when you said that I was the greatest thing that ever happened to you?

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

• Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Come on, let's go.

  Jeannie : Where?

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Well, down to the market. Maybe we can still catch him.

  Jeannie : Please, do not bother. You-you have to go breathe.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : I do not have to breathe.