I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)

Guess What Happened on the Way to the Moon? (1965)

Bill Daily: Capt. Roger Healey

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• Capt. Roger Healey : [Tony and Roger are told they'll be training at Skull Flats, Utah]  "Skull Flats." You know, General, I'm not complaining, but for once I'd like to go on one of these survival missions to a place called, oh, like, "Happy Valley" or "Merry Meadows," hmm?

• Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : [Tony puts the stopper on Jeannie's bottle as Roger approaches him]  There! You'll be safe right here.

  Capt. Roger Healey : Yeah, but how safe am I gonna be in the desert with a guy who talks to bottles?

• Capt. Roger Healey : Boy, it must be 110 in the shade out here. If there was any shade.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Well, cheer up. It's only 7 o'clock in the morning.

• Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : You come out of there. Now, now, come on. I'm in no mood to play games. Jeannie, look. Don't be afraid.

  [Roger notices that Tony is talking into his canteen; to Jeannie] 

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : I... I just want to talk to you.

  Capt. Roger Healey : Talking to your canteen? Aren't you afraid your bottle will get jealous?

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : No, I wasn't talking to it! I was... well, you know...

  [blows into it as if playing a jug] 

  Capt. Roger Healey : [a bit annoyed]  Would you like me to play a few verses on my comb of 'Sugar Blues', or shall we get on with the survival mission?

• Capt. Roger Healey : Hey, you know something? I must be cracking up. I could swear I smell roast lamb.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : Huh? Oh. Oh, that. Yeah, well, I got so hungry I cooked my shoe and I ate it.

  Capt. Roger Healey : Roast shoe? How did it taste?

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : A lot like roast lamb.