How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Slutty Pumpkin (2005)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Everyone else is off falling in love and acting stupid and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me. Why don't I want that more? I *want* to want that... am I wired wrong or something?

  Ted Mosby : No... Look, you didn't want to be with me, so clearly you have abismal taste in men...

  [they laugh] 

  Ted Mosby : ...but you're wired just fine.

• Lily Aldrin : Baby, I'm so sorry.

  Robin Scherbatsky : It's no big deal. He wanted to be a "we" and I wanted to be an "I"... Dudes are such chicks.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I never played any team sports.

  Ted Mosby : Are we playing "I never," because there's nothing left but peach schnapps.

• Robin Scherbatsky : So, do you like Mike?

  Lily Aldrin : Do YOU like Mike?

• Robin Scherbatsky : I had a feeling I'd find you here.

  Ted Mosby : Oh, hey. If you're here for the Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore.

• Robin Scherbatsky : How do you do this, Ted? How do you sit out here all night, on the roof in the cold and still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up?

  Ted Mosby : Well, I'm pretty drunk...