How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Pineapple Incident (2005)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Ted : [takes first shot]  Let me tell you something about this brain, okay?

  [takes second shot] 

  Ted : Pure alcohol cannot stop this brain.

  [takes third shot] 

  Ted : This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain.

  [takes fourth shot] 

  Ted : This is a superbrain.

  [takes fifth shot] 

  Ted : This brain is unstoppable. This brain...

  Older Ted : And that's all I remember.