How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Pilot (2005)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : Ugh! I'm exhausted, it was finger-painting day at school and a five year old boy...

  [Opens jacket to reveal a hand shaped stain on her blouse] 

  Lily Aldrin : got to second base with me.

• Barney : So, Ranjit, ever do it with a lebanese girl?

  Lily Aldrin : Okay, that's my Barney limit.

• Ted : [arriving at Robin's apartment]  Okay. Moment of truth. Wish me luck.

  Barney : Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter. "This just in." Okay.

  Lily Aldrin : Kiss her, Ted! Kiss her good!

  Marshall Eriksen : Kiss the crap out of that girl!

  Ted : Marshall, remember this night. When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech, you're gonna tell this story.

  Barney : Why does he get to be the best man? I'm your best friend!

• Marshall Eriksen : [after sex in the kitchen]  I promised Ted we wouldn't do that.

  Lily Aldrin : Did you know there's a Pop Tart under your fridge?

  Marshall Eriksen : No, but dibs.

• Marshall Eriksen : [Ted is telling him and Lily about his first date with Robin]  So? Did you kiss her?

  Ted : No, the moment wasn't right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

  Lily Aldrin : Aw. Ted, that's so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch.

  Ted : What? I did not chicken out. You know what? I don't need to take first kiss advice from some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.

  Lily Aldrin : Ted, anyone who's single would tell you the same thing. Even the dumbest single person alive. And if you don't believe me, call him.

• [giving a toast] 

  Marshall Eriksen : To my fiance!

  Lily Aldrin : To the future!

  Ranjit : To one hell of a night!