How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Okay Awesome (2005)

Jayma Mays: Coat Check Girl

Quotes 

• Ted : These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?

  Coat Check Girl : Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks, like these clubs. Or cruises.

  Ted : Or New Year's Eve.

  Coat Check Girl : Or the Super Bowl.

  Ted : Or parades.

  Coat Check Girl : The Rockettes.

  Ted : Or parades.

  Coat Check Girl : You said that already.

  Ted : I *really*, really hate parades.

• [seeing Ted about to leave] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Ah-ah! Coat wench, do not uncheck this man's jacket!... sorry, I was just being dramatic, you're not a coat wench.

  Coat Check Girl : No, coat wench, I like it. I should get a sign made up.

  Ted : What are you doing here, Lily let you go?

  Marshall Eriksen : Lily? Psshh, who cares, right?

  Ted : You are so dead.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, I'm so dead.

• Coat Check Girl : Yeah, see, if everyone keeps telling you something's supposed to be fun, it's usually not.

  Ted : Right. So, by that logic, if you and I were to, say, go out on a date...

  Coat Check Girl : ...Well, we couldn't go anywhere that's supposed to be fun.

  Ted : Right. The DMV it is.

  Coat Check Girl : Then we'll get our teeth cleaned.

  Ted : Sounds awful. It's a date.

  [they laugh] 

  Ted : But there's still one big question that need to be answered...

  [she stares] 

  Ted : How many of these coats do you think I could put on all at once?