How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Matchmaker (2005)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall : No, it wasn't a cockroach, it had fur. And only mammals have fur.
Lily : It was a cockroach.
Marshall : Come on Lily, the only way it was a cockroach was if it was wearing the skin of a mouse it just killed.
Lily : Oh my god!
Marshall : Yeah, it had six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach!
Lily : But it also had mouse-like characteristics, grey brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin : So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Marshall : It's a cockamouse!
Lily : It's a whole new species, the cockamouse.
Marshall : And it's the size of a potato.
Robin : So what now, a cocka-potato-mouse?
Marshall : Don't make it sound ridiculous, it's a cockamouse.
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Barney Stinson : [to Ted] Marshall ran away from a cockroach.
Marshall : It was a mouse!
Barney Stinson : Oh, sorry, my bad, you're a man.
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Lily : [about the Cockamouse] It's some sort of mutant combination of the two. It's as if a cockroach and a mouse... you know...
Barney : Hit the horizontal ten-legged inter-species cha-cha?
Robin : That's impossible. That simply can't happen.
Lily : Oh, but it can.
Marshall : And it has.
Lily : And it's pissed.