How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Robin Scherbatsky : Do you want to come over?

  Ted : Why? What's up?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like, "You know who likes juice? Ted."

  Ted : I love juice.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Great. So you want to come over and make juice?

  Older Ted : When it's after 2:00 a.m., just go to sleep because the decisions you make after 2:00 a.m. are the wrong decisions.

  Ted : Okay, sure. I'll come over. We'll... juice.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Have you ever had one of those days where nothing at all that monumental happens but by the end of it you have no idea who you are anymore or what the hell you're doing with your life? Do you ever have one of those days?

  Ted : Uh, about once a week.

• Ted : I got some vegetables. I got carrots, I got beets...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Or we could just drink vine.

  Ted : Vine not. Huh. That's the stupidest thing I've ever said.

• Ted : Nothing Good Happens After 2 a.m.

• Ted : [Imaging a conversation with Victoria]  I don't even like Robin that way.

  Victoria : Then why are you picturing what Robin looks like naked?

  Ted : I'm not picturing - Okay, even if I am picturing that, it's only because you put it in my head.

  Victoria : Ah, but I am just a manifestation of your subconscious, so actually, you put it in your own head.

• Korean Elvis : [On the phone]  Ted, this is your main man, K.E. I want you to shake your tail feathers down here ASAP, you dig?

  Marshall Eriksen : [Takes the phone]  Sorry about that.

  Ted : Was that Korean Elvis?

  Marshall Eriksen : I'll explain later.

• Ted : I made up my mind, I'm gonna end it with Victoria

  Lily Aldrin : Gonna?

  Ted : Yes. First thing tomorrow

  Lily Aldrin : Ok, but, as of... right now, at 2.45 a.m you still have a girlfriend!

  Lily Aldrin : Ted, I love you. I love Robin, but if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be build on a crime.

  Lily Aldrin : Just go home Ted, don't do this the wrong way

  Ted : I hate how you're always right

  Lily Aldrin : It's my best and most annoying trait