How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : We haven't reached legendary yet. We're just at the "le." We still have the "gen", the "da", the "ry"

  Lily Aldrin : Well if we're at the "le" I say we follow it up with a "t's go home."

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, you just got burned, phonics style.

• Marshall Eriksen : Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude?

• Marshall Eriksen : [about Robin telling Barney she likes Ted]  Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell? She told you and not me?

  Barney Stinson : Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.

  Marshall Eriksen : Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.

  Barney Stinson : That is a lie!

  Marshall Eriksen : It is not a lie.

  [Both Stand up and start simultaneously yelling at each other] 

  Barney Stinson : Okay, that's it! You and me! I'm not afraid of you!

  Marshall Eriksen : I'll show you things you never seen before! I used to box in the Army!

• Barney Stinson : [after Lily tells Ted that Robin likes him]  Lily, here's what you just said: "Ted, whatever you do, don't go up there. There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you.

  Marshall Eriksen : And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice.

• Korean Elvis : [On the phone]  Ted, this is your main man, K.E. I want you to shake your tail feathers down here ASAP, you dig?

  Marshall Eriksen : [Takes the phone]  Sorry about that.

  Ted : Was that Korean Elvis?

  Marshall Eriksen : I'll explain later.

• Lily Aldrin : Okay, it's time for bed.

  Barney Stinson : What? No. It's 2:30.

  Lily Aldrin : Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m.

  Barney Stinson : You know, I have found, in my travels... that all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m. When I look back at the best stories of my life - the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian Embassy, the almost four-way.

  Marshall Eriksen : You never had a four-way.

  Barney Stinson : I said "almost." All those things happened after 2:00 a.m; because after 2 AM is when things get- audience say it with me- LEGENDARY.