House M.D. (TV Series)

Skin Deep (2006)

Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase

Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : [about Alex]  She's got post traumatic stress disorder.

  Dr. Robert Chase : We got models fighting in Iraq now?

• Dr. Allison Cameron : [during a team meeting in room to discuss the patient]  Labs show valium and heroin in her urine.

  Dr. Robert Chase : A supermodel on smack. Shocker.

  [gets up] 

  Dr. Gregory House : [looks away]  Oh, Alex. I expected so much more from you. Heroin chic is so five years ago.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Okay. Let's start crossing out withdrawal symptoms.

  Dr. Allison Cameron : A positive test means she tried it once. Doesn't mean she's an addict. She's only 15.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : There's no age limit on addiction.

  Dr. Gregory House : He's right.

  [dramatically swallows some Vicodin pills] 

  Dr. Robert Chase : She's never menstruated. Sounds like a symptom of drug addiction to me.

  Dr. Allison Cameron : Or bulimia or her age. Some girls don't start 'til their mid to late teens.

  Dr. Gregory House : Evidence to the contrary: The rounded hips. The perfectly sculpted, bountiful breasts...

  Dr. Robert Chase : Implants. I've seen some of her photos. They've grown dramatically since last summer.

  Dr. Gregory House : Symptomatic of turning 14. Two clinic hours says that those love apples are handcrafted by God.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : [looks incredulous, walks over to House]  Whoa! I thought that you didn't believe in God.

  Dr. Gregory House : I do now.

  Dr. Robert Chase : You're on.

  [comes over to House and the two of them bump fists] 

  Dr. Allison Cameron : [looks disgusted]  Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts?

  Dr. Gregory House : It could be relevant. Come on, Cameron. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Many women develop breasts...

  [House slips due to pain and catches himself on a table, disrupting the table's contents while the team looks on. He regains his composure; looks back to team] 

  Dr. Gregory House : No, I'm fine.

  Dr. Allison Cameron : Even if she is an addict, a lot of her symptoms - the cataplexy, the violence - they could be neurological. We chalk this up to drugs, we could be releasing her with Juvenile M.S. or Parkinson's or...

  Dr. Gregory House : [interrupts]  So detox her.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Fine. We'll set her up on a program that'll wean her onto the methadone.

  Dr. Gregory House : And in four weeks, we'll know you're right. Or, we'll know that Cameron's right and the pretty girl will do Milan next fall in a wheelchair. Put her in a coma, pump her full of naltrexone. Cut the four weeks in one night.

  [House exits; Cameron and Chase look to Foreman] 

• Dr. Robert Chase : [after Cameron reports that Martin had sex with Alex]  What do you think House is gonna do to you?

  Dr. Allison Cameron : No idea.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Well, you did the right thing. If you hadn't gone to Cuddy, I would have.

  Dr. Robert Chase : If this guy'd known we'd have to report him, he'd never have told House the truth.

  Dr. Allison Cameron : She's a child. She needs to be protected.

  Dr. Robert Chase : She dropped out of high school to make millions of dollars. Why does she need more protection than some crack whore shivering in the clinic waiting room?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : I think you're just afraid to piss House off.

  Dr. Robert Chase : There's that too.