House M.D. (TV Series)

Mob Rules (2005)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. Gregory House : My car's been stolen.

  Dr. James Wilson : [sees expensive car in House's spot]  Or rein*car*nated.

• Dr. Gregory House : There is one chemical that, if ingested, can cause a person's estrogen level to increase dramatically.

  Bill Arnello : What is it?

  Dr. Gregory House : It's called estrogen.

• Dr. Gregory House : [a toddler keeps sticking small toys up his nose; House pulls out a cat]  Nice grasp of concepts, relationships. Very smart. Very cool. First the policeman, the fireman, then the firetruck. Your brother was sending in teams to save the cat.

• Dr. Gregory House : Need the lawyer.

  Edward Vogler : Who'd you kill?

  Dr. Gregory House : Nobody. But it's not even lunch. Got served with a federal court order. Some witness went into a coma and they want me to take a look at him.

  Edward Vogler : What? They want you to examine a sick person? This is a public relations nightmare. Folk think our staff do that kind of thing around here, this place'll be crawling with sick people.

• Dr. Robert Chase : The hematoma caused the coma.

  Dr. Gregory House : That's a catchy diagnosis. You could dance to that.