House M.D. (TV Series)
Distractions (2006)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Been looking for you.
Dr. Gregory House : Been avoiding you.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
Dr. Gregory House : I wish.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : House! You can't do this!
Dr. Gregory House : Oh, if I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to an anesthesiologist] God, you're good! You're putting me to sleep!
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[to Adam's parents]
Dr. Gregory House : He has a cigarette burn on his wrist. Also a fading nicotine stain between two fingers. Bad news, your son has a filthy, unhealthy habit. Good news, he's trying to quit. Bad news, quitting is killing him. Good news, I can cure him. Bad news... no, that's the end of it.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [goes into House's office] Hey! Did you drop acid?
Dr. Gregory House : Why would I do that?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : To annoy me or maybe because you're miserable or because you want to self-destruct. Pick one.
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Dr. Gregory House : I didn't know people actually read e-mails, the delete button is so conveniently located.
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Dr. James Wilson : This guy's name is Weber, not von Lieberman.
Dr. Gregory House : I call Weber "von Lieberman." Way eviler.
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Dr. James Wilson : You have got to find less debilitating outlets than humilating people. I hear bowling is more fun than stalking.
Dr. Gregory House : But I'm better at this.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You induced a migraine headache in a coma patient?
Dr. Gregory House : Gave him a little headache, similar to the one you're giving me now.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Have you even read an ethical guideline?
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Dr. Weber : Do I know you?
Dr. Gregory House : I know your math skills, they blow.
Dr. James Wilson : Touche.
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Dr. Weber : You cannot test this on an abnormal brain.
Dr. Gregory House : That's so close-minded. He's not abnormal, he's special.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Did you sign this?
Dr. Gregory House : Uh, yeah. We can talk later about the appropriate discipline.
