- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: You got two things right, you got a drug deal and a shootout, but not between those two guys! Lowe is lying wounded on the floor, and Cole is lying dead on top of him on his back!
- John Munch: ...They shoot each other!
- [holds out his finger, mimicking a gun]
- John Munch: BANG! BANG! Cole gets shot in the chest,
- [places his hand over his heart]
- John Munch: then he spins around,
- [spins backward dramatically]
- John Munch: falls over on Lowe!
- [pretends to faint onto Bolander, who shoves him forward]
- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: Okay, where's Cole's gun? We only recovered ONE gun!
- John Munch: So far...
- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: [angry] What'd he do, SWALLOW it?
- Tim Bayliss: [about the Adena Watson killer] DAMN! Now why would he even stay in Baltimore?
- John Munch: [Munch is eavesdropping while reading a newspaper] Because if he's REALLY from Baltimore, he won't go. He'll talk about it enough, but he'll never leave.
- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: Had you been dating Cole long?
- Alison Ashley: About an hour. I'm a hooker... are you shocked?
- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: [evidently Bolander is mortified, but tries to be polite] ... Ah, no, uh... in my line of work, we uh, deal a lot with prostitutes...
- Officer Chris Thormann: I'm... blind...
- Steve Crosetti: But I hear ya... I'll take care of it. You'll see.
- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: [disappointingly, to Munch] God! It gets so I can't depend on you for anything!
- John Munch: What's the big deal? It's a phone call, I'll take care of it.
- Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: No, it's sloppy... when I was partnered with Mitch, I...
- John Munch: Oh no, here we go again...
- [imitating him in a fake voice]
- John Munch: 'Mitch, Mitch, Mitch'!
- John Munch: Eh, Kay?
- Kay Howard: Yeah?
- John Munch: You know how Stan is always in not-so-great a mood? While today he's like a bear, like a grizzly on barbiturates!
- John Munch: [about Bolander not wanting to speak to Dr. Blythe] Hello, Dr. Blythe? Well, I had my glasses off and when I put 'em back on, he wasn't there... okay, bye.
- Beau Felton: [yelling] Not everything is racially-motivated, and not everything is directed at you!
- Frank Pembleton: Whoo, now who's the one blowing things outta proportion?
- John Munch: That's it, I am outta here! I've put up with potted plants, I've put up with these ceramic mugs, I've even had to put up with Nirvana on the jukebox... but a karaoke machine?