Home Improvement (TV Series)

Look Who's Not Talking (1991)

Taran Noah Smith: Mark Taylor

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Quotes 

• Mark Taylor : I have a woman - Mommy.

  Randy Taylor : Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.

  Tim Taylor : A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure *that* one out.

• Al Borland : Do anything fun this weekend?

  Mark Taylor : Daddy and I dressed up like women.

  Al Borland : ...Oh, really?

  Tim Taylor : It's not like it sounds, Al.

  Mark Taylor : Daddy had Mommy's hat on, and we both wore earrings.

  Al Borland : Well, of course; earrings would complete the ensemble.

  Tim Taylor : It's not like I had a bra on or anything, Al.

  Al Borland : Well, maybe next time, Tim.