Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Who Stole My Copy of Mein Kampf? (1969)

Bob Crane: Col. Hogan

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• Newkirk : Returned from scout mission, sir!

  Col. Hogan : Did you see where the codebook was?

  Newkirk : Nothing escaped these eagle eyes, sir. It was on old Klink's desk.

  LeBeau : You would think he put it in a real hiding place.

  Col. Hogan : Why should he? As far as he knows, it's just a book on personal hygiene. All right, you men know what to do. Battle stations.

• Col. Wilhelm Klink : What is it, Colonel Hogan? Another complaint?

  Col. Hogan : No, sir. I've been thinking about our breaking the rules being up after lights out last night. It was wrong, and we owe you an apology.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : No harm done. Your apology is accepted.

  Col. Hogan : No, this is a formal apology. You want to stand out here just a minute, sir?

  [opens the office door] 

  Col. Hogan : Okay, fellas, places.

  [all of Colonel Hogan's men enter] 

  Col. Hogan : Okay. Now...

  Col. Hogan , Kinchloe , Newkirk , LeBeau , Carter : Colonel Klink, we wish to take this opportunity to apologize for not obeying the rules. We are sorry, and promise that it will never happen again. Never. We sincerely hope that you will accept this apology in the spirit in which it is given. Thank you. Thank you very much.

  [during this, LeBeau discreetly takes the codebook from Klink's desk] 

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Thank you very much. You were very nice.

  Col. Hogan : Okay, fellas, that's it. Let's go. Colonel Klink is busy.

• Kinchloe : [after Schultz left after telling Hogan that Klink wants to see him]  You're not still going, are you, Colonel?

  Col. Hogan : That's the plan, isn't it?

  Kinchloe : You know Klink. If you don't come to him, he'll come to you.

  Col. Hogan : I know. Corporal Newkirk?

  Newkirk : Sir?

  Col. Hogan : As of now, you're a Colonel.