Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

To Russia Without Love (1971)

Bob Crane: Col. Hogan

Quotes 

• Col. Hogan : [raising his glass of wine]  To your health.

  Colonel Becker : [raises his glass of wine]  No, to... to your health.

  [they drink] 

  Colonel Becker : Mmm. Now, this an excellent wine.

  Col. Hogan : How are things in downtown Siberia?

  Colonel Becker : Not like this. We don't serve wine.

  Col. Hogan : If you served it at room temperature, you'd wind up with a Beaujolais popsicle.

  Colonel Becker : [laughs]  When I punish a prisoner, I don't send him to the cooler, I send him to my quarters.

  Col. Hogan : It's a shame you don't have Colonel Klink's setup; he'd turn down a transfer to the Riviera.

  Colonel Becker : I understand you have a rather good situation yourself.

  Col. Hogan : *Me*? Just a country boy sweating out the war.

  Colonel Becker : You're too modest, Colonel. From your Gestapo dossier, I would say that you run the camp, and Klink is your prisoner.

  Col. Hogan : Those boys at Gestapo headquarters are much too kind.

  Colonel Becker : You could be of great help to me.

  Col. Hogan : In what way?

  Colonel Becker : I would like to transfer from the Russian Front to Stalag 13.

  Col. Hogan : [sighs]  German personnel assignments are little out of my line.

  Colonel Becker : Think about it. I might make it worth your while.