Klink is being blackmailed by the Gestapo and Hogan plans to help him.Klink is being blackmailed by the Gestapo and Hogan plans to help him.Klink is being blackmailed by the Gestapo and Hogan plans to help him.
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- TriviaHogan refers to Stalag 13 as home. "For us, it's RFD Germany." Before the 1890s the US Postal Service only delivered mail to large towns and cities; farmers had to drive to a Post Office to pick up their mail. The Rural Free Delivery system was implemented to allow mail delivery to individual mailboxes outside of towns. For a few decades, 'RFD' meant small town/farm/rural.
- GoofsAt the end of the episode when Newkirk bluffs his way into winning a hand of poker, Kinch exclaims that he had "one-eyed kings." However, in a standard deck all kings have two eyes, this appears to be a miscue on the popular "one-eyed jacks" in most decks of cards.
Correction: This is not entirely true. In a standard deck of cards, the King of Diamonds has only one eye. The king is also depicted with an ax behind his head and so is sometimes referred to as a "suicide king".
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Captain Bohrmann: [entering Klink's office] Colonel Klink. Heil Hitler.
Col. Klink: Heil Hitler. Uh, please, Captain. Sit down, sit down.
[closes the door to his office]
Col. Klink: Uh, what can I do for you?
Captain Bohrmann: I have been assigned to Gestapo headquarters in Dusseldorf, but I'm living in Hammelberg at the moment. Hauserhof Hotel, room 209.
Col. Klink: Very interesting. But is it important?
Captain Bohrmann: Very.
Newkirk: [listening in from the coffee pot] What's this Captain's game?
LeBeau: Keep quiet, and maybe we'll find out.
Col. Klink: Of course I remember the plot to assassinate the Fuhrer. Could any loyal German ever forget it?
Captain Bohrmann: I don't think you will. The conspirators are still being rounded up. A very important man was recently arrested. I searched his house.
[takes out a picture from his coat pocket]
Captain Bohrmann: Found this picture and the negatives.
Col. Klink: Mm-hmm.
[looks at the picture and sees himself next to the conspirator]
Col. Klink: No, it's not possible!
Col. Hogan: Klink sounds like he swallowed his monocle.
Kinchloe: Must be some picture.
LeBeau: Klink and a woman, maybe?
Col. Hogan: Impossible. Klink's in love with Klink. Wouldn't let anyone come between himself.
Col. Klink: General Mulendorf.
Captain Bohrmann: That's his arm around your shoulders.
Col. Klink: Yes. We were friends.
Captain Bohrmann: Close friends.
[voice turns stern]
Captain Bohrmann: And very possibly associated in the plot to assassinate the Fuhrer.
Col. Klink: [drops the picture] I knew the man. We went to school together for ten years; saw each other every day. But what's that?
Captain Bohrmann: You were also best man at his wedding.
Col. Klink: Oh, well... I had nothing else to do that afternoon.
Captain Bohrmann: Colonel, I have a problem. If turn this picture into Gestapo headquarters, an innocent man may be executed.
Col. Klink: Innocent?
Captain Bohrmann: You.
Col. Klink: Me? I'm not innocent. I mean, I am innocent. What have I done?
Captain Bohrmann: If I destroy the negative, or... give it to you, I won't exactly be doing my duty, will I?
Col. Klink: No. You do have a problem.
Col. Hogan: Klink's beautiful, isn't he?
Kinchloe: Little Alice in Krautland.
Newkirk: How stupid man one man be?
Col. Hogan: Keep listening. He'll tell you.
Col. Klink: And you expect me to pay your hotel bill?
Captain Bohrmann: In addition to say, a thousand marks right now. While I consider the problem.
Col. Klink: Couldn't you consider the problem a little less expensively?
Captain Bohrmann: The life an innocent kommandant is at stake.
Col. Klink: Oh. I'll get the money out of the safe.
Hogan get word of the blackmail, that if it gets back to his superiors, will only get Klink removed from his post. Hogan and his men agree that another Commandant is not needed and begin to hatch a scheme to get the picture and negative from Captain Bohrmann.
The story was actually well written but it did lack the laughs that other episodes have produced. But it was an enjoyable time as Hogan comes to the aide of our beloved Klink. Nice watch.
- kfo9494
- Sep 4, 2014