Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Reverend Kommandant Klink (1967)

Bob Crane: Col. Hogan

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• Col. Wilhelm Klink : [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride]  I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : You can kiss the bride.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh.

• Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes, what do you want, Hogan?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Just wanted to give you the overnight reaction of the critics, sir. On the performance.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, they all loved the girl, and the boy. They split about half and half on the mother and father.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : And... me?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sorry, sir. Too German looking.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yeah, that's the one trouble with a big wedding. The details can drive you crazy.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : Kommandant? Tonight you make them forget all about Peter Pan.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : Kommandant, you have had stage experience, haven't you?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Of course, of course.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : What was your last part?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Peter Pan.