Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Praise the Fuhrer and Pass the Ammunition (1967)
Richard Dawson: Newkirk
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Quotes
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Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [as Humphrey Bogart] Sprechen sie deutsch?
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [as Sydney Greenstreet] Fluently, sir, fluently.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [as Humphrey Bogart] Then droppen sie dead.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [as if gazing into the future through a German stick grenade] The war games they're having tomorrow: I see casualties. Lots of casualties.
Kinchloe : Casualties in war games?
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Ah, a few get hurt, sir.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I see a lot more than a few.
Cpl. Louis LeBeau : You want us to take on a whole SS regiment?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : No. We let them take on each other. Now picture if you will the fascinating consequences if this dummy ammunition, if used in the war games, is sprinkled with a goodly amount of the real McCoy.
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Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [showing Schultz items in a footlocker from which he can choose something to buy] A cigarette lighter. See the inscription? "To H. G. from J. G."
Sgt. Schultz : [impressed] "To H. G. from J. G." What does that mean?
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : To Hermann Goering from Joseph Goebbels.
Sgt. Schultz : [unbelieving] How did you get it?
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [deadpan] Well, it was a mad weekend in Berchtesgarden, while I was...
Sgt. Schultz : [cuts him off] NNNOOOOO... thank you! I am not interested in a lighter!
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Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Hocus Pocus. Fishbones choke us. I call upon the seven-year locust.