- Col. Hogan: [Col. Hogan and his crew enter their cabin with a new prisoner, Corporal Walter Tillman]
- [pointing at an empty bunk]
- Col. Hogan: That one's yours, pop.
- Corporal Walter Tillman: Okay, Hogan.
- LeBeau: It's Colonel Hogan.
- Corporal Walter Tillman: Yeah? Well, I'll remember that.
- Col. Hogan: What outfit were you with, pop?
- Corporal Walter Tillman: 605th engineers. After that, I went airborne. Don't ask me any questions about baseball. Any German spy knows more about it than I do.
- Col. Hogan: You know how it is, pop. Can't be too careful
- Corporal Walter Tillman: Yeah, I know. Knock it off with that pop routine, will ya?
- Col. Hogan: Unless that's the way you want it.
- Corporal Walter Tillman: That's the way I want it.
- Carter: Hey, look, American cigarettes!
- Corporal Walter Tillman: Give me those!
- [everyone looks at Tillman with suspicion]
- Corporal Walter Tillman: Well, it's the only pack I got.
- Kinchloe: Yeah, well, there's a war on.
- Col. Hogan: Tillman, didn't your mother ever teach you anything about sharing?
- Newkirk: Maybe his mother doesn't know he smokes.
- LeBeau: Well, maybe we should take his cigarettes away so his mother won't be unhappy.
- Carter: Yeah, that's what we ought to do.
- Corporal Walter Tillman: Well, don't start anything. Someone might get hurt.
- Newkirk: What gave you that idea, pop?
- Col. Hogan: Knock it off! Go take a shower, Tillman.
- Col. Hogan: Do you know what that sound is? That's a Bronx cheer.
- Col. Klink: It is?
- Col. Hogan: It's a sign of respect and admiration. You should be very proud.