Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Hot Money (1967)

Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink

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Quotes 

• SS Major Bock : You want to work for us?

  Newkirk : Now you've got it, Major.

  [referring to the building outside of the barracks where the counterfeit operation is taking place] 

  Newkirk : I know what's going on in that building, and I can help you make some of that lovely money. All I want you to do is let have whatever falls on the ground each day.

  Col. Klink : Incredible. It's incredible!

  Newkirk : Shh! Kommandant, please! That's picture's got ears like a bloody radar.

  SS Major Bock : I take it you know something about this kind of work?

  Newkirk : Well, I did a pretty fair job with his signature, didn't I?

  Col. Klink : You're a criminal!

  Newkirk : Sir, you're gonna insult me if you keep that up.

  SS Major Bock : I assume you are familiar with a Bockenheimer rotary and press?

  Newkirk : I could put those things together and tear them down again with me eyes closed. I've done it many times.

  SS Major Bock : I see. Ever hear of von Holtz?

  Newkirk : Hear of him?

  [scoffs] 

  Newkirk : I've met him in Zurich, 1938. The greatest counterfeiter of our time. Why, I choked with emotion when he shook my hand.

  Col. Klink : He's a crook!

  Newkirk : Oh, Kommandant, what's with the name?

  SS Major Bock : Yes. He's a crook, Colonel... but not the kind we need. For your information, Bockenheimer is the name of Hitler's favorite piano player.

  Col. Klink : What?

  Newkirk : Come on, there's a coincidence for you.

  SS Major Bock : And just as Bockenheimer is not a printing press, von Holtz is not a counterfeiter. He is one of our most respected young scientists. This man is a liar and a fraud.

  Newkirk : Well, there's no need to get ugly, sir.

  Col. Klink : Shut up! I knew from the beginning, sir.

  [laughs] 

  SS Major Bock : He obviously got hold of your signature and thought he could bluff his way into the building and pick up a little money. Hmm. Some forger.

  Newkirk : Well, I could always learn.

  Col. Klink : You will learn, alright! Or you'll rot in the cooler! Now get out of here! I'll deal with you later!

  Newkirk : You don't want to change your mind and let me do a little on the job training? I'm a very good studier.

  Col. Klink : OUT!

  SS Major Bock : And not a word of this to anyone, or I'll see to it that you get more than the cooler.

  Newkirk : Yes, sir.

  [leaves Klink's office]