Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

Fools Die Twice (1972)

Jack Lord: Det. Steve McGarrett

Quotes 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Call comes in from Gulley]  McGarrett.

  Jack Gulley : McGarrett?... Get this...

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You're late.

  Jack Gulley : What?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You said 2:30. It's past that time... You get the point. You're not so sharp as you think you are.

  Jack Gulley : You're trying to bug me?... Oh yeah, it won't work. Now listen, you're going to the old battery on Route 7.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Are you sure you're planning right? If the hit is at 3, it's gonna take at least 25 minutes to get out there.

  Jack Gulley : Yeah, but you're gonna make it in 20... Twenty. When you get there, it'll all be clear to you... On the chance that you're too stupid to figure it out, I'll make my next call to you at exactly 3... Now, arrange to have my call transferred to your car... Oh yeah, one thing, McGarrett... Watch the birdie.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Watch the birdie?

  [Gulley hangs up] 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to his men after talking to Gulley]  Well, he needs us for something... What does he need us for?

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Steve and Dan are at the battery, and a helicopter flies over]  Watch the birdie?

  Danny Williams : The payroll copter for Camp Keverly?... That's crazy.

• Jack Gulley : [Calling McGarrett after helicopter flies over]  It's ridiculous, isn't it, McGarrett?... Trying to rob an army payroll when they haven't paid in cash for years?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Who could be that stupid?

  Jack Gulley : For one, Kira Johnson... Surely you remember Kira, McGarrett... You put him away twice. Watch out for him... He's armed, and if he's caught... Well, he's a lifer. So long, McGarrett.

  [Gulley hangs up] 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Dan after he finishes talking to Gulley]  We've been had, Bruddah... Let's go.

• Danny Williams : [about tape analysis]  That screech, they say its a bird... Tern of some kind.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Oh, that's great!... Seabirds on an island in the Pacific... That's very unique.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Kira awakens from a coma]  Let us help you get him, Kira... Who was it?. who played Judas?

• Colonel : [Talking about Gulley]  Jack Gulley... When he was made to resign his commission, he was givin to understand that it was for his own good.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Well, apparently, he didn't

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Talking to Lana about Gulley]  Miss Trotter, in the month that you've known him...

  Lana Trotter : It's a lifetime... It's a lifetime in hell.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [the phone rings]  McGarrett.

  Jack Gulley : Are you ready, Baby?... Have you got the diamonds?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Yeah, I have the diamonds, Gulley.

  Jack Gulley : [Annoyed that McGarrett now knows who he is]  I like that, I like it fine... It's okay that it's out in the open now. Man-to-man... How'd you like brushing right by me last night? How'd you like that, huh?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : You're a fool, Gulley... Now that we know who you are. you'll have every government agency working against you.

  Jack Gulley : Which government, McGarrett?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : That's up to you, Gulley... That's up to you. We'll meet your terms

  Jack Gulley : No, no, no... Now you know I'd rather sell Clapton to my own country... After all, McGarrett, I'm a patriotic guy.

• Colonel : [Trying to guess what country wants Clapton]  Russians?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Russians, North Koreans, Chinese, Albanians... Who knows?

• Jack Gulley : [after being caught by McGarrett]  How?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Listen.

  [Compressor pump] 

  Jack Gulley : Pump.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Yeah, and a patsy who wouldn't die, Kira... Oh, and a bird.

  Jack Gulley : A bird?... A woman?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : No... Just a bird, Gulley... An ordinary free flying bird

  [Seagull flying overhead] 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Gulley]  You set up that dead-end robbery, didn't you?

  Jack Gulley : It worked, didn't it?... Pragmatically speaking, isn't that what counts?... It worked, McGarrett, and I've got him.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : what are the terms?

  Jack Gulley : A million dollars, or he goes to a not-so-friendly government... A million dollars. Now listen, that's not ransom, its... its compensation.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to the doctor upon hearing that Kira Johnson escaped from the hospital]  Aren't you the one who said he wouldn't last the night?