Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

...And I Want Some Candy and a Gun That Shoots (1971)

Jack Lord: Det. Steve McGarrett

Quotes 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Talking to Dan about the sniper]  There was a medal of honor winner a couple of months ago... He held a hill just like that all by himself for 15 to 16 hours... Reports credit him with 41 dead and 60 some-odd wounded, and the guy said he was a lousy shot... Our sniper is a marksman, you imagine what he can do?

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Trying to get a rundown on the sniper]  What do you know that I don't, Danno?

  Danny Williams : I just talked to Chin... He searched Shiner's apartment. Found a collection of marksmanship trophies and a drawer full of loaded weapons.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : That figures.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Realizing they might have to shoot it out with the sniper]  Danno, you better have Duke unpack the bulletproof vets, and the small cans of tear gas.

• Sue : Are you Bill's momma?

  Ann : [to McGarrett]  Who is this tramp?

  Det. Steve McGarrett : She's your son's wife.

• Danny Williams : [Dan has killed the sniper]  I got him.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Danno!... Danno!, are you alright?

  Danny Williams : I'll live.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Yeah... Yeah, I think you will... Well done, Danno.

  [Last lines] 

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Duke, surveying the bunker where the sniper is holed up]  Tunnel, ammunition storage, dead ends to the heart of the mountain... Four feet of reinforced concrete on every side... He sure picked the perfect spot.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : Mrs. Shem, that sniper on top of the hill was hospitalized sometime between February and May... Did your son contact you during that time?

  Ann : He seldom comes to Maui, and I never come to this pesthole.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Upon arriving at sniping scene]  Danno, Better get a chopper in here... We're gonna need some eyes.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : Duke, I want every available man out here.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Gunman fires rifle]  Duke, I figure that rifle has an effective range of at least 500 yards... I don't want any man close enough to take one if he opens up.

  Duke Kanaha : Right.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : And Duke, contact Army Engineers... I need blueprints, any specs they may have of those bunkers... Get them for me.

  Duke Kanaha : Got it.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Dan about the sniper]  He couldn't have picked a better place to hole up if he'd combed the whole island.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [to Doctor Fernando about the sniper]  How many does he have to kill before he quits!

• Danny Williams : [Dan misses the sniper, and is shot]  Steve, I missed.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Hold on, Danno, hold on... We're coming up.

  Danny Williams : He'll chop you up.