- Curly (voice on TV): [Maggie is alone in a hotel room watching TV] You can't get on that plane and leave! It's me you love! You know it is!
- Woman (voice on TV): No, no, Curly. It's Larry. It's always been Larry.
- Curly (voice on TV): But, all those things you said?
- Woman (voice on TV): I was mistaken. I'm sorry, Curly, but my place is with Larry. I can't stay here and be your stooge.
- Mike Seaver: [the Seaver kids are making breakfast for their parents on their anniversary] Yeah, Mom and Dad are going to scarf this stuff up. A'ight, we got oaties...
- Ben Seaver: Check.
- Mike Seaver: Peanut butter toast...
- Ben Seaver: Check.
- Mike Seaver: Space bars...
- Ben Seaver: Check.
- Mike Seaver: Champagne...
- Ben Seaver: Check.
- Carol Seaver: Stomach pump?
- Mike Seaver: Oh sure, sure, go ahead and criticize, Carol, but where were you when Ben and I were planning this breakfast?
- Carol Seaver: Putting on my face.
- Ben Seaver: You missed!