Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)

The Self-Destruct Button (2005)

Justin Chambers: Dr. Alex Karev

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• Dr. George O'Malley : How's a pompous cocky jackass like you always have women all over him?

  Dr. Alex Karev : Little bluebell pills. Lots of them.

  Dr. George O'Malley : Oh c'mon.

  Dr. Alex Karev : Float like a butterfly sting like a bee. O'Malley, you think too much, can't you see it? You gotta dance and jab, dance and jab! Like me. I am the Ali of this place.

• Dr. George O'Malley : Yang. I'm scrubbing in on a hemospherectomy with Shepherd.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Get out! I would kill for that.

  Dr. George O'Malley : We're cutting out half the girl's brain, and it's going to work. It's outrageous. Almost makes it kinda hard to hate him.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Why do you hate him?

  Dr. George O'Malley : Oh, no reason.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Oh, you know about him and Meredith?

  Dr. George O'Malley : You know?

  Dr. Cristina Yang : When are you gonna figure out that I know everything?

  Dr. George O'Malley : [to Izzie who is walking up the stairs]  She knows.

  Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Oh, about doctor-cest?

  Dr. Cristina Yang : It's been going on for, like, ever.

  Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Seriously?

  Dr. George O'Malley : And you didn't tell us?

  Dr. Cristina Yang : And you didn't tell us?

  Dr. George O'Malley : I am not!

  Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : I am!

  Dr. George O'Malley : He's about to go into major brain surgery on no sleep? That's not very responsible.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Jealous? Sex all night isn't about being reponsible.

  Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : No, it's about sex all night. I can't believe you're not pissed off about this, you of all people.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : Well, she works hard all day. She's good at her job, why should you care how she unwinds? I mean you like to bake all night, others like to drink, others like an occasional screaming orgasm.

  Dr. Alex Karev : [walking up]  Yeah we do.

• Dr. Meredith Grey : I tried to talk Dr Shepherd out of that clot surgery. What is wrong with me?

  Dr. Alex Karev : Basically, you tried to kill a guy.

  Dr. Cristina Yang : [to Alex]  Basically, you're an ass