- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [hears knock at door] Who the - ?
- Eb Dawson: That's a switch. He usually says, "What the - ?"
- Lisa Douglas: I guess he's in more of a "Who the - ?" mood today.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [answering door] Yes?
- Farmhand: Howdy. I'm from the pickin' pool.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: The picking pool?
- Farmhand: Yes sir. My name's Who-the. Harold Who-the.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Lisa serves a bowl of water] ... What is that?
- Lisa Douglas: Hot water soup.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Hot water soup?
- Lisa Douglas: Soup make out of hot water.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Just plain hot water?
- Lisa Douglas: What else you put in a hot water soup?