Green Acres (TV Series)

Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked (1967)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [hears knock at door]  Who the - ?

  Eb Dawson : That's a switch. He usually says, "What the - ?"

  Lisa Douglas : I guess he's in more of a "Who the - ?" mood today.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [answering door]  Yes?

  Farmhand : Howdy. I'm from the pickin' pool.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : The picking pool?

  Farmhand : Yes sir. My name's Who-the. Harold Who-the.

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Lisa serves a bowl of water]  ... What is that?

  Lisa Douglas : Hot water soup.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hot water soup?

  Lisa Douglas : Soup make out of hot water.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Just plain hot water?

  Lisa Douglas : What else you put in a hot water soup?