- [armed with the gun she bought to protect herself, Rose hears noises from the front door as Blanche and her date are coming in; she shoots towards the door]
- Blanche: Rose, you shot my vase.
- Rose: I didn't shoot Lester.
- Blanche: I'd rather you shot Lester.
- Sophia: I manage to live 80, 81 years. I've had pneumonia, two operations, a stroke. One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off.
- Blanche Devereaux: Wait Sophia, where are you going?
- Sophia Petrillo: To my room!
- Rose Nylund: You can't! It could be dangerous!
- Sophia Petrillo: Please! I'm Eighty, bathtubs are dangerous.
- Blanche: I don't know why people have dogs. I don't like anything in my house that don't know how to use a toilet.