The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Break In (1985)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

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Quotes 

• [armed with the gun she bought to protect herself, Rose hears noises from the front door as Blanche and her date are coming in; she shoots towards the door] 

  Blanche : Rose, you shot my vase.

  Rose : I didn't shoot Lester.

  Blanche : I'd rather you shot Lester.

  Sophia : I manage to live 80, 81 years. I've had pneumonia, two operations, a stroke. One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off.

• Blanche : [Enters covered in flour]  They got my jewels.

  Dorothy : But I see they didn't get your cocaine.

  Rose : Oh my God, Blanche has cocaine?

  Blanche : This is flour! I hid my jewels in the flour!

• Blanche : With George, when I'd hear a noise I'd wake him up, and... then he'd take out his gun, and then... he'd have to find the bullets because I'd always hide the bullets, and then... when he'd found the bullets, we'd make love.

  Sophia : Boy, can you tell a story.

• Dorothy : Rose, this has gone too far, you need to see someone.

  Blanche : Dorothy, I don't think a date will help her.

  Dorothy : Not a date, a psychiatrist, hotpants!

• Blanche Devereaux : Wait Sophia, where are you going?

  Sophia Petrillo : To my room!

  Rose Nylund : You can't! It could be dangerous!

  Sophia Petrillo : Please! I'm Eighty, bathtubs are dangerous.

• Blanche : I don't know why people have dogs. I don't like anything in my house that don't know how to use a toilet.