The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Break In (1985)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

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Quotes 

• [armed with the gun she bought to protect herself, Rose hears noises from the front door as Blanche and her date are coming in; she shoots towards the door] 

  Blanche : Rose, you shot my vase.

  Rose : I didn't shoot Lester.

  Blanche : I'd rather you shot Lester.

  Sophia : I manage to live 80, 81 years. I've had pneumonia, two operations, a stroke. One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off.

• Blanche : With George, when I'd hear a noise I'd wake him up, and... then he'd take out his gun, and then... he'd have to find the bullets because I'd always hide the bullets, and then... when he'd found the bullets, we'd make love.

  Sophia : Boy, can you tell a story.

• Blanche Devereaux : Wait Sophia, where are you going?

  Sophia Petrillo : To my room!

  Rose Nylund : You can't! It could be dangerous!

  Sophia Petrillo : Please! I'm Eighty, bathtubs are dangerous.

• Sophia : Some attack dog! He hid under the table, peed on the floor, and ran out the back!