The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Take Him, He's Mine (1986)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

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Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : Dorothy went out with a komodor, Blanche went out with Stan, and I stayed home making bacon, lettuce, and potato sandwiches!

• Sophia Petrillo : Rose, let me gve you a few lessons in economics. Lesson one: quit being an idiot.

  Rose Nylund : Ok.

  Sophia Petrillo : Lesson number two: the law of supply and demand. Before you supply the sandwihes, you demand the money.

  Rose Nylund : Ok.

  Sophia Petrillo : Lesson number three: quit being an idiot.

• Dorothy : [about dating a Commodore]  You know, just when I'd given up hope of meeting someone, along came the most gallant, sophisticated, charming man I'd met in ages.

  Rose Nylund : And I bet he knows how to tie a lot of really neat knots!

• Rose Nylund : This takes me back to when I was a little girl in St. Olaf and ran a Belgian waffle stand.

  Dorothy : You had a Belgian waffle stand?

  Rose Nylund : Actually they were English muffins I carved little ridges in, but people bought them anyway. I was cute back then, so I could get away with it.

  Sophia Petrillo : Don't worry, you get cute again when you hit 80, how do you think *I'm* gonna peddle this slop?

• Dorothy : I won't be seeing Geoffrey any more. He's leaving town.

  Rose Nylund : I knew it. The minute I heard you were dating a sailor, I said to myself there'll be nothing but heartaches. Those squabbies drift into port, park their diddies on your doorstep, show you some tricks they learnt in the Orient and then it's, "Avast me hearties," and they shove off with a serpent tattoo and your heart as souvenirs.

  Dorothy : You've been reading Treasure Island again, Rose.