The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Once in St. Olaf (1990)

Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : You're not going to believe what happened, I met my father, my natural father!

  Blanche : He's alive?

  Dorothy : He's in Miami?

  Sophia Petrillo : He's an earthling?

• Sophia Petrillo : Pussycat, I moved that safe to the attic like you told me, can I have food now?

• Sophia Petrillo : This is really a hospital, I can't believe it.

  Dorothy : Ma you have a hernia, where did you think I was taking you, Trampoline Village?

  Sophia Petrillo : I told you, I thought you were taking me back to Shady Pines.

  Dorothy : Ma, why would I take you to Shady Pines when you have a hernia?

  Sophia Petrillo : You took me there after I had a stroke!

• Dr. Warren : What is a woman your age doing moving furniture?

  Sophia Petrillo : [points to Dorothy]  For food.

• Attendant : [after hernia surgery, Sophia wakes up alone in a hospital elevator, and assumes she's in Heaven]  Pardon me, ma'am, but what are you doing in here all by yourself?

  Sophia Petrillo : Who are you? Are you an angel?

  Attendant : I'm the guy that shaves everybody.