The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Job Hunting (1986)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

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Quotes 

• Dorothy : [about men]  They're so much better at answering the phone in the middle of the night.

  Blanche Devereaux : That's not all they're good at.

  Sophia Petrillo : [from the far corner of the living room]  And when they're really good, you don't even hear the phone.

  Dorothy : [turns on the lights]  Ma, what're you doing sitting here in the dark?

  Sophia Petrillo : Why not? I've already seen the living room in the light.

• Dorothy : So you're five years older. So am I, so is Blanche. All right, so you have a few more wrinkles. So do I, so does Blanche. OK, so you're a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche.

• Rose Nylund : [looking in the fridge]  Ohhhhh you'll never guess what I found!

  Dorothy : Jimmy Hoffa!

  Rose Nylund : Pepperoni.

  Blanche Devereaux : Uh oh.

  Dorothy : Don't tell Ma.

• Blanche Devereaux : I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.

  Dorothy : That's pretty jumpy.

• Dorothy : Rose, get up, you have a phone call.

  Rose Nylund : [half asleep]  Is it time to milk the cows, Daddy?

  Dorothy : No kitten, you have a phone call.

  Rose Nylund : [takes out her earplugs]  What?

  Dorothy : YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL, it's your friend MILTON!

  Rose Nylund : Oh my goodness, why's he calling so late?

  Dorothy : Well you told him to call day or night!

  Rose Nylund : That was just an expression, like laugh and the world laughs with you, well the whole world doesn't really laugh.

• Rose Nylund : [looking through the refrigerator]  Oh, you'll never guess what I found!

  Dorothy : Judge Crater.

  Rose Nylund : Cheesecake!