- Sophia Petrillo: I never understood why people throw rice at weddings anyway.
- Dorothy Zbornak: Because Tomatoes leave stains.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [after Sophia has given her advice] You're right, Ma.
- Sophia Petrillo: Of course I am! You think I got this old by being stupid?
- Rose Nylund: [about Dorothy] Oh she's really upset, we better keep an eye on her.
- Blanche Devereaux: You're right. We better stick to her like a tight shirt on a sweaty farmhand.
- [Voice becomes dreamy]
- Blanche Devereaux: You know the type, with the big biceps and the hairy chest, just glistening in the hot sun... What were we talking about?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You walked out on me and you didn't have the decency to tell me you were leaving. I heard it from some lawyer over the telephone. A stranger, Stanley, a total stranger, told me that my marriage was over.
- Stanley Zbornak: Dorothy, look, things happened.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Things happened? You're damn right things happened. years happened. years of sharing and crying and dreaming and fighting and loving and children and diapers and school plays and Little League. And worrying if you'd get through your gallbladder surgery. And wondering if I'd get through another Sunday dinner at your mother's house. And the lean years, when the business failed. And the good years, and the happy Christmases. All those things happened. And because they happened, I deserved better than a stinking phone call from my husband's legal representative. You had a choice and you took the easy way out. And it was a rotten thing to do! But now you're here in front of me and you can't run away. And I finally get to have what you tried to cheat me out of. I finally get to say goodbye, Stanley.
- Stanley Zbornak: Look, Dorothy, we...
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: I said goodbye, Stanley.