The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak

Quotes 

• Blanche : Dorothy, at 2am in the morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller. She walked in on me at the most inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth.

  Rose : You think that's bad? She came into my room when I was reenacting the plank-walking scene from "Peter Pan."

  Dorothy : What the hell goes on in this house at night?

• Sophia Petrillo : Well, now that I'm up, I might as well do some shopping.

  Dorothy : Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gekko!

• Sophia Petrillo : [Dorothy sees Sophia dancing after she's been faking an injury]  I wuv you!

  Dorothy : Too wittle, too wate!

• Sophia Petrillo : [to Dorothy]  Thank you, Pussycat.

  Nurse DeFarge : Oh, you're Pussycat, too?

  Dorothy : *I* am Pussycat One. *YOU* are Pussycat Two!