- Rose Nylund: My mother always used to say: the older you get, the better you get... unless you're a banana.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Blanche, every time I turn around you have the baby in your arms.
- Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy, its just amazing - every time I pick her up she stops fussing and goes back to sleep!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Well you shouldn't do that! The baby won't get used to sleeping alone.
- Blanche Devereaux: Well you never get used to sleeping alone - I haven't.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Please, siamese twins sleep alone more than you do.
- Rose Nylund: You know what's funny? Everytime the baby's diaper needs to be changed, the bears disappear.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: That's funny, everytime my kids' diapers needed to be changed, my husband would disappear.