- Rory: Paris, what are these cards that fell out of your jacket?
- Paris: Oh, yeah. Those are notes for tonight.
- Rory: Notes?
- Paris: Yeah, just some reference points, really. You know, subjects to bring up in case the conversation lags.
- Rory: Well, can I suggest that you leave this one about the Spanish Inquisition out?
- Paris: Not very romantic?
- Rory: Not really.
- Emily Gilmore: You were on the phone...
- Richard Gilmore: Long distance.
- Lorelai Gilmore: God?
- Richard Gilmore: London.
- Lorelai Gilmore: God lives in London?
- Richard Gilmore: My mother lives in London.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Your mother is God?
- Richard Gilmore: Lorelai.
- Lorelai Gilmore: So God is a women.
- Richard Gilmore: Lorelai.
- Lorelai Gilmore: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
- Richard Gilmore: Make her stop.
- Rory: Oh, that I could!
- Louise Grant: Those who simply wait for information to find them spend a lot of time sitting by the phone. Those who find it themselves have something to say when it rings.
- Rory: Nietzsche?
- Louise Grant: Dawson.
- Rory: My next guess.
- Rory: [about great-grandmother] I hope she likes me.
- Lorelai Gilmore: She'll love you!
- Rory: I hope her and grandma get along.
- Lorelai Gilmore: She'll love you!