Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Third Lorelai (2001)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Quotes 

• Rory : Paris, what are these cards that fell out of your jacket?

  Paris : Oh, yeah. Those are notes for tonight.

  Rory : Notes?

  Paris : Yeah, just some reference points, really. You know, subjects to bring up in case the conversation lags.

  Rory : Well, can I suggest that you leave this one about the Spanish Inquisition out?

  Paris : Not very romantic?

  Rory : Not really.

• Rory : [in government class at Chilton]  Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn't allow divorce.

  Paris : He also cut off his wife's head. Is he still your role model?