Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Reigning Lorelai (2004)

Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason

Quotes 

• Kirk Gleason : Oh, I can tell you what they're saying.

  Lorelai Gilmore : How?

  Kirk Gleason : I read lips. My girlfriend taught me. It's so we can have quiet time and keep a conversation going at the same time. Okay: she just said "Hardwood sponge is the authority of the hostile biographer." And then he responded, "Just phone cords to original samovars."

  Lorelai Gilmore : Kirk, that doesn't make any sense.

  Kirk Gleason : Must mean they're on to us and they've switched to some sort of code.

  Lorelai Gilmore : I don't think they're speaking in code.

  Kirk Gleason : Oh, I think Luke's heading back, he just got up and said "Feel your taters."

  Lorelai Gilmore : Is it possible he said "I'll see you later?"

  Kirk Gleason : No, I'm pretty sure about this one.

  Lane Kim : [waitressing at Luke's]  Kirk, I'm so sorry, we accidentally made the eggs in the fish pan. Here's new eggs.

  Kirk Gleason : I don't know why everybody in this town always thinks I'm crazy.